If your body was a used car, how would you sell it?

I would say: large family car, not done much mileage, needs body work done. good value, used to drive around town only, owner hurts to sell it. Could you do better? Have a go.If your body was a used car, how would you sell it?
i sell it as scrap
pink, and freshly washedIf your body was a used car, how would you sell it?
High mileage. Still runs . Good for parts.
Like new luxury sedan, low mileage, runs like a dream, large headlights.If your body was a used car, how would you sell it?
damnnn well id say i have a 5.0 mustang needs a little work under the hood but my :gears; are working properly.
Non-runner. Spares or repairs only.
large muscle car for sale, perfect condition body wise, only go`s out in the summer, got some miles on the clock, still looks good!
I wouldn't sell it because it's still in good running condition and looks good
Icouldn`t sell it it`s to good besides it has to many good memories,tyres are gettin a bit bald though!